January 2010
125 posts
i want to do an east coast/midwest/south tumblr...
maryanne:
missjacobi:
so that i, along with all the washingtonian tumblrs (lauren, chrissy, jess, kate, jodi, maryanne, katie, dani, and julia) can actually meet awesome people like casey, georgina, lindsay, emily, alishan, tatiana, meg, theodora, marissa, robert, rusty, and jade. (sorry if i forgot you in either of these lists but i follow so many all-star blogs it’s hard to keep track of you...
Fact: I've never read "Catcher in the Rye"
allthingsalishan:
elizablr:
But I’m loving the quotes y’all are posting. A day or two more of this and I’ll pretty much have it read.
Fact: I never watched Conan, but I’m pretty sure I watched his last episode from start to finish after seeing all the videos/posters/memes/quotes people were posting.
That’s Tumblr for ya.
“Boy, when you’re dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die...”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via fullcredit)
Rest in Peace. (via minilaarni)
With a name like iPad, can Apple's new device... →
Funny commentary from the Post’s Monica Hesse
Thoughts On Swimsuits.
Co-Worker: Do you want to look at this Victoria's Secret swimsuit catalogue?
Me: Nah, I don't feel like crying this morning.
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Self-loathing isn't worth promoting, tumblr--I don't want to see this kind of shit pop up in my "radar"! I went to the OP's page and all I could see was posts on nail polish, fitness plans, and the admission that should she be offered a superpower--any superpower!--the one she would want most would be "[the ability to] eat whatever I want and not gain an ounce". VOM.
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Agreed, except I love nail polish.
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Apparently, I have more haters on Tumblr. Sorry y'all, this is my LIFE I'm blogging about. Don't like it? Too bad. Don't read and reblog my shizz.
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FACT: Haters are dumb. You, however, are not. So carry on as you choose and don't let stuff like this get you down!
My stomach thanks the inventors of Saltines and Sprite.
“Conan O’Brien made a triumphant exit from NBC Friday night, accompanied by one...”
– O’Brien Undone by His Media-Hopping Fans, New York Times (Oh snap!)
girls with bangs
maggiemcg:
courtesy of my Stuff White People Like day calendar
It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down. This simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep, and has probably dated a guy in a band you like. When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl...
I’m having one of those days that only a good cry can fix.
You know those days? Where you’re not even sure why you’re crying, but it just feels so freaking good?
someone take my credit card away
Seriously.
I am talking myself into buying four pairs of shoes.
Albeit they are on serious sale.
$105, free shipping! Got to Nine West!
But really?
FOUR PAIRS?
I need an intervention.
Or should I just get them all?
Heidi Montag Album Sells Less Than 1,000 Copies →
If she was able to move her face, I’m sure she would be frowning right now.
It’s funny how the waiting for and receipt of an e-mail from someone in particular can really add excitement and enjoyment to your day.
why is it so hard to find an affordable apartment...
(via ohheyychrissy)
Girl, you don’t even know. We searched for two and a half months and nearly went bonkers in the process. All I can say is HAVE HOPE. We got an amazing place and love the crap out of it.
Let me know if you want search help or need to vent!
You guys, Heidi Montag almost died. →
kissyqueen:
jodilyn:
kissyqueen:
Cute new boy I met asked me on a dinner date. Sick day getting better ++.
Which one??
UM you make it seem like there are 473820989038! The LA guy. :)
Haha, sometimes there are that many possibilities ;)
Gettingthereasfastasican
allthingsalishan:
Are you from holland, mi?
Was TOTALLY wondering the same thing.
My friend from Holland, Mich., gave me a pair of wooden shoes as part of a “Thank you for being in my wedding” gift. That’s how into Holland/Dutch life/Tulip Time she is. We wore them in photos. By a windmill.
kissyqueen:
Cute new boy I met asked me on a dinner date. Sick day getting better ++.
Which one??
“I’m sorry. I don’t have access to your box.”
– My coworker. Out of context, this is hilarious. (My “box” is actually our Discussions box on the homepage, which is published through a special tool not everyone has access to).
Today from Carolyn Hax
Virginia: Our third child is due in March. My wife really wants me to get a vasectomy. I am balking, I don't know why. She and I are in complete agreement that we don't want more kids, but with the divorce rate where it is, I feel antsy about making such a permanent decision. Am I a jerk?
Carolyn Hax: After the weedkiller in the dining room and the unsolicited advice on facial surgery, you'd think I'd be primed for this one today. But, alas, I am speechless.
Sometimes when I don’t necessarily feel like an adult, e-mails about my 401(k) bring me back to reality.
bitchville:
Blackstreet | No Diggity
Truth:...
“Kissing - and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most...”
– Drew Barrymore (via kari-shma) (via minilaarni)
peppersprout:
Dear Laarni,
I had way too much fun meeting you (and all the other Chicago tumblrs) tonight. Dinner soon please? Week after next? Any night but Monday?
xo
Pepper Sprout
JEALOUS!
TLT Sandwich Recipe
minilaarni:
Don’t get me wrong, I love meat (I mean I’m Filipino/Indian meat is a staple in our diet). However, sometimes I go through “I don’t want to eat meat” phase and decide to make faux meat…for instance I make a delish black bean burger…and I’ve made this tempeh sandwich recipe once. It was really easy and my friends really enjoyed this healthy alternative. Or they really good at...