This is me to a T. Seriously. Text messages to roommate… “hey can you check my flat iron?” (I bought a new one that shuts off after a period of time just to make sure I don’t gray prematurely). Or after locking my car I always ask John “Did I honk it?” And of course I always do. And things are always off. But I make myself paranoid thinking they’re not. And always regretting not having some form of renters insurance. animalstalkinginallcaps: DID I LEAVE THE STOVE ON?  NO, I DIDN’T. UNLESS I DID. BUT I PROBABLY DIDN’T. DID I? NO, I’M AN ADULT. I WOULDN’T JUST LEAVE THE STOVE ON. UNLESS I JUST FORGOT AND MY APARTMENT IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW. WHICH IT ISN’T, RIGHT? UNLESS IT IS. BUT IT’S PROBABLY NOT. UNLESS IT IS. DID I LEAVE THE FUCKING STOVE ON?

This is me to a T. Seriously. Text messages to roommate… “hey can you check my flat iron?” (I bought a new one that shuts off after a period of time just to make sure I don’t gray prematurely). Or after locking my car I always ask John “Did I honk it?” And of course I always do. And things are always off. But I make myself paranoid thinking they’re not. And always regretting not having some form of renters insurance.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DID I LEAVE THE STOVE ON? 

NO, I DIDN’T. UNLESS I DID. BUT I PROBABLY DIDN’T.

DID I?

NO, I’M AN ADULT. I WOULDN’T JUST LEAVE THE STOVE ON.

UNLESS I JUST FORGOT AND MY APARTMENT IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW.

WHICH IT ISN’T, RIGHT? UNLESS IT IS. BUT IT’S PROBABLY NOT. UNLESS IT IS.

DID I LEAVE THE FUCKING STOVE ON?

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